Kingston Reif at Nukes of Hazard noticed a “quote of the day” from a former Air Force nuclear weapons officer who claimed that US nuclear weapons had been stored at a NATO airbase manned by unmotivated conscripts and an alcoholic commander.  Turns out, he was writing about Greece.

Brent Hoffman, a former city councilman in Sioux City, IA, wrote an otherwise unremarkable op-ed in the Sioux City Journal about the decline of the nuclear mission since his time in the Air Force, along the way dropping this chestnut:

Through the years, I worked with other people, aircraft and weapons, ranging from a hand-picked team of perfectionists developing the B-2 bomber, to an unmotivated group of foreign military transcripts at an undisclosed NATO base, complete with an alcoholic commander and about 20 nuclear weapons. Those weapons have since been relocated. I’d like to tell you more, but it would be both unwise and illegal.

Ah, yes, it might be unwise and illegal to say more. But what about telling the story twice in slightly different ways? Hoffman told the story differently to the Sioux City Journal when he entered office, providing enough details to reveal that he was station at Araxos Air Base in Greece around 1999:

[Hoffman and his late wife] met at their church in Alexandria, Va., and dated for two years before marrying in 1998. Shortly after their marriage, Hoffman was posted to a base in Greece.

“I think it was God’s will that I was there. They had a mission that was archaic and dangerous,” he said, explaining he could not be more specific for security reasons.

When stationed later at the Pentagon, he said he drafted a report that helped lead to changing that situation.

The details all add up.  The US reportedly removed the nuclear weapons from Araxos in early 2001 — just in time for Hoffman to do a post-1998 tour in Greece, then return and  take credit for their removal.  Also, Greece has conscription. And ouzo.
I don’t know the identity of the commander of the Hellenic Air Force‘s 116 Combat Wing circa 1999 — but I’ll bet he’s pretty damn angry about being called a drunk.  If he is sober enough to sit in front of a computer, that is.