The internet is abuzz with the White House’s official, very amusing response to the online petitionto build a Death Star (This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For).

(I will admit that I got a little silly myself on Twitter: 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9)

Even before the White House responded, there was a very amusing little gem making the rounds.  Some genius staffer on the House side create this magnificent amendment to the FY2013 NDAA and then properly formatted it.  Here is the full text (or click on the first page.)